Do Strippers Fall off Chairs?

Today, before we left the house, Blueberry told me that with the outfit I was wearing I looked like "one of those girls who uses a pole".  First of all, how does she know about girls who use a pole and second, HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT GIRLS WHO USE A POLE????

Just in case you were wondering, this is what I had on:

(Blueberry was having difficulty with the camera)  So, what was it?  The boots?  Does the red scream stripper?? 

I probably shouldn't even tell this but just to prove how uncoordinated I am and how unlikely it is that I'll ever be found seducing a pole, I fell off my chair at work today.  Apparently I was sitting too far on the edge, trying to look around a partition, when my chair decided to dump me on my face.  One person saw my graceful exit to the floor and laughed so hard she couldn't breathe.  Tomorrow I'm nailing my chair to a pole.