I am feeling very large these days. It is getting harder to get up off of any cushy chair/couch. I have a hard time rolling over in bed. I am moving a lot slower in general. And apparently I have so much padding on my backside that I can't even feel what I am sitting on anymore!
The other day I was getting ready for church. I sat on the bed with the garbage can to clip my fingernails (which grow at warp speed). I got them all clipped, put the garbage can away and came back to finish getting dressed. That is when I noticed giant blotches of something white and sticky looking. After closer inspection I realized that the whole time I had clipped my fingernails, I had been sitting on a bottle of lotion. Had no idea. Thank goodness the bed wasn't made yet, it didn't get on the comforter and I was able to salvage most of the lotion. However, in the future I obviously need to look before I sit. Especially if small children are around!!
In other random pregnancy news, I had a dream the other night that I gave birth to a boy. Not just any boy but a toddler sized boy! I was shocked it was a boy and so very sad that he was so big! I was upset that I didn't get to have a newborn and was having a hard time holding him like a baby because he was so big. So strange the things you dream!
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I immediately think of that card with the dog stuck inside the woman's butt crack, and I'm relieved that Bella is still alive. Poor pup better watch out!!
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